please give me more michael clifford

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

15yellow:

Lines /14

moelskerdeg:

humnoo:

a-pariah:

why is the female hero so often tomboyish

why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

with my hair curler

Um…

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shinjiikari:

teruteruhanamura:

shinjiikari:

my mom is bringing home taco bell !!!!

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im sorry shinji but ur mom is dead and her soul is inside that fucking robot. now get in it and stop being stupid

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kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

spirknado:

This movie is underrated.

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer