please give me more michael clifford
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
my mom is bringing home taco bell !!!!
im sorry shinji but ur mom is dead and her soul is inside that fucking robot. now get in it and stop being stupid
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun
how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer