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Cool Stuff

midbloods:

If I’ve ever called you

  • Nerd
  • nerdlord
  • wow what a dweeb
  • dweebasaurus rex
  • meme squad
  • gay as heckie
  • fuckin weeb

its a clear sign that there’s a place deep in my heart for u

(via fengbaohua)

unorthodoxings:

mukenope:

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you’re six foot tall and your pinkie finger is larger than my middle finger 

when you check your bank balance after a night out and you still financially stable

helyon:

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(Source: swagmage420, via therouxsbulge)

fzur:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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(via cliffophobic)

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
unclefather:

talk dirty to me